I fucking reek of produce. I am covered in the viscera of so many dead plants. I ran my fingers back through my hair and came away with bits of kale and beets.
So, after last night's bit of disappointment, my roomie Jody was able to get another blender. Same brand, same model, only this time it's brand new and from Macy's instead of "Factory Reconditioned" from Amazon. They said they'd give us a refund in the form of a gift card; whatever, I'm just glad to be on the move with this new diet.
We put together all of the necessary ingredients for our first day worth of juices (after a quick run to Safeway for some celery) and went to work. I'd describe it in great detail but I've a number of videos uploading that'll do that work for me. Suffice it to say, it was painful and awkward at first but eventually smoothed out as we found our rhythm.
In this way, juicing is like anal sex.
With Jody preparing the recipes and me behind the wheel of the juicer (that thing's a beast), we did a pretty good job. It took a while, though, and we ended up leaving a mess. I'm convinced that, if nothing else, this diet will lead to us having a cleaner, better organized kitchen. I'm looking forward to day five, when we are divine gods of the juice who waste not a single inch of celery and can measure within an atom what a cup of kale is, simply by hand alone.
I shouldn't be this exhausted, but I am. XD More on this and other things when the videos upload!
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